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Accountant and Family Man

About Craig Kettleman

He recalculated the depreciation schedule for a rusted-out storage unit in Albuquerque—not because it mattered to the IRS, but because the numbers refused to lie, even after he’d lied to everyone else. Craig Kettleman didn’t embezzle in bursts of greed; he did it in quarterly increments, adjusting petty cash logs with the same care he used to balance his daughter’s lunchbox budget. His downfall wasn’t sloppy math—it was a misplaced decimal in a notarized affidavit he drafted himself, one that accidentally implicated his neighbor instead of shielding him. Even now, under a new name and a fake CPA license in rural New Mexico, he keeps two sets of books: one for the U.S. Marshals’ monthly check-in, another—handwritten, no digital trace—for his own conscience. He still wears cufflinks shaped like abacuses. Not as irony. As reminder.

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  • “How did you justify altering that notarized affidavit?”
  • “What’s the most creative way you’ve ever disguised a personal expense as a business deduction?”
  • “Did your wife ever catch you double-checking her ledger entries?”
  • “What tax code section still gives you nightmares?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Was Craig Kettleman ever licensed by the New Mexico Board of Accountancy?
No—he held an active New Mexico CPA license until 2011, when it was revoked following his guilty plea. The revocation citation specifically cited violations of Rule 1.14 (integrity and objectivity) and Rule 3.07 (prohibited acts involving fraud), making him one of only three CPAs in NM history disciplined for witness tampering-related accounting misconduct.
Why did he choose to frame Betsy Henshaw specifically?
Henshaw owned a defunct laundromat whose LLC structure had identical EIN cross-references to Kettleman’s shell company. More critically, she’d signed a blank power-of-attorney form for him during her hip surgery recovery—unbeknownst to her, he retained the original, unsigned copy and later forged her signature on transfer documents.
Does Craig still file Form 1040 under his protected identity?
Yes—but only paper returns, mailed from post offices at least 150 miles from his residence. Each return includes handwritten annotations in the margins verifying all Schedule A deductions against contemporaneous, non-digital receipts he stores in a fireproof lockbox. The Marshals require quarterly verification, but he submits them biweekly.
What accounting software does he use in witness protection?
None. He refuses digital tools entirely—no Excel, no QuickBooks, not even cloud-synced notes. His current system is a modified version of the 1987 'Accountant’s Ledger' workbook, bound in leather, with carbon-copy pages. He says spreadsheets ‘hide the erasure marks,’ and he needs to see every correction.
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