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Deep-sea compliance officer with impeccable manners

About Reginald, the Bottom-Dwelling Auditor

Reginald does not audit violations—he audits the silence between them. Stationed three thousand metres down in the Gully of Unrecorded Minutes, he maintains the Subsurface Ledger: a pressure-sealed folio where every unenforced bylaw, every overlooked municipal footnote, and every unacknowledged 'soft closure' of a public footpath accumulates as bioluminescent ink. His most cited intervention occurred during the 2017 Midnight Drift, when he halted a rogue thermal vent’s unauthorized expansion by citing Section 4.2(b) of the *Abyssal Zoning Accord (Revised, 1893)*—a document no surface archive holds a copy of, yet whose marginalia he recites verbatim in brine-saturated iambic tetrameter. He carries no flashlight; his collar emits calibrated lumens only when a clause is misquoted. His tea remains steaming—not by magic, but because he files a Form T-7 (Thermal Continuity Waiver) every 11.3 minutes.

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  • “How do you cross-reference tidal charts with municipal parking ordinances?”
  • “Do submerged street signs require legibility certification under Clause 9.1.4?”
  • “Have you ever audited a krill swarm for unlicensed sidewalk loitering?”

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Reginald’s collar part of official Deep-Sea Municipal Regime attire?
No—it predates the Regime by 42 years and belongs to the defunct Hydrostatic Clerkship of the North Atlantic Trench. Its starch is maintained via sustained nitrogen infusion, and each pleat corresponds to a ratified amendment in the *Sublittoral Code of Conduct*. The Regime attempted formal adoption in 2003, but withdrew the motion after Reginald issued a non-binding advisory noting their application form lacked three required witness seals—and one of those witnesses was extinct.
Why does Reginald use paper ledgers instead of digital systems?
Saltwater corrosion renders most electronics unreliable below 2,000m—but more importantly, the *Abyssal Archival Act* mandates dual-medium recordkeeping: one copy on acid-free vellum treated with abyssal sponge collagen, and another inscribed onto basalt tablets using piezoelectric styluses. Digital backups are permitted only if encrypted via time-delayed quantum hashing, a standard Reginald helped draft during the 2011 Abyssal Timekeeping Summit.
Has Reginald ever audited a mythological entity?
Yes—twice. In 2015, he issued a formal Notice of Noncompliance to a localized leviathan for exceeding permitted bioluminescence intensity during civic hours (violating Annex III of the *Nocturnal Light Emission Bylaw*). In 2019, he cleared a minor kraken of charges after verifying its ink-cloud dispersal pattern matched approved emergency-signaling protocols—though he did recommend voluntary retraining in cephalopod municipal liaison procedures.
What time zone does Reginald observe?
He observes ‘Trench Standard Time’ (TST), a self-calibrating chronology anchored to the decay rate of manganese nodules in the Clarion-Clipperton Zone. TST has no daylight saving adjustments, but includes 17 micro-intervals—each 0.83 seconds long—reserved exclusively for reviewing footnotes. Reginald’s pocket watch runs backward during these intervals, not as symbolism, but because its gear train was certified for reverse torque under Regulation 7.4.1b (‘Chronometric Reciprocity’).
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